Engagement Rumors
Trace Cyrus + Brenda Song - Confirmed. Pregnancy rumors emerged a few months ago. while that is yet to be resolved, the couple announced on Twitter that the engagement is real. What else is real? The tattoo teardrops on his face.
Francis Bean Cobain + Isaiah Silva - Semi-confirmed? Daughter of Courtney Love and the late Kurt Cobain is getting married according to a recent Facebook status change.
Kaley Cuoco + Josh Resnik - Confirmed. The Big Bang Theory actress is getting hitched!
Frankie Muniz + Elycia Turnbow - Confirmed. Where has he been since Malcolm in the Middle? Courting Ms. Elycia, apparently. Congrats!
Fire and Woes
Alexa Ray Joel - After battling depression a couple years ago, the Piano Man’s daughter has confessed in an interview that she contracted HPV from her ex-boyfriend.
Michael Lohan - Lilo’s dad was arrested twice within a 24 hour period this week over domestic abuse claims by his on-and-off girlfriend. Why is he in the news? Because it’s amazing how a dysfunctional family is rich and famous for no apparent reason.
Trouble in Paradise - Breakups and Divorces
Kim Kardashian + Chris Humphries - Confirmed. They married in front of cameras and are now filing for divorce. Calculating all media rights, they each net $2k/hour. Not bad.
Ronnie + Sammi - Jersey Shore couple has called it quits. They’ve broken up before though, so we don’t really know what to make of this announcement.
Babies/families
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez - Parents everywhere would flip a cow if these two young loves were pregnant. But the couple did in fact recently adopt a puppy. Baby steps. Pun intended.
Rachel Uchitel + Matt Hahn - Famous for being the other (far less attractive) woman Tiger Woods cheated on perfect Elin Nordegren with, Rachel is now pregnant with Matt’s child. The two wed in Las Vegas last month.
Trace Cyrus + Brenda Song - Confirmed. Pregnancy rumors emerged a few months ago. while that is yet to be resolved, the couple announced on Twitter that the engagement is real. What else is real? The tattoo teardrops on his face.
Francis Bean Cobain + Isaiah Silva - Semi-confirmed? Daughter of Courtney Love and the late Kurt Cobain is getting married according to a recent Facebook status change.
Kaley Cuoco + Josh Resnik - Confirmed. The Big Bang Theory actress is getting hitched!
Frankie Muniz + Elycia Turnbow - Confirmed. Where has he been since Malcolm in the Middle? Courting Ms. Elycia, apparently. Congrats!
Fire and Woes
Alexa Ray Joel - After battling depression a couple years ago, the Piano Man’s daughter has confessed in an interview that she contracted HPV from her ex-boyfriend.
Michael Lohan - Lilo’s dad was arrested twice within a 24 hour period this week over domestic abuse claims by his on-and-off girlfriend. Why is he in the news? Because it’s amazing how a dysfunctional family is rich and famous for no apparent reason.
Trouble in Paradise - Breakups and Divorces
Kim Kardashian + Chris Humphries - Confirmed. They married in front of cameras and are now filing for divorce. Calculating all media rights, they each net $2k/hour. Not bad.
Ronnie + Sammi - Jersey Shore couple has called it quits. They’ve broken up before though, so we don’t really know what to make of this announcement.
Babies/families
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez - Parents everywhere would flip a cow if these two young loves were pregnant. But the couple did in fact recently adopt a puppy. Baby steps. Pun intended.
Rachel Uchitel + Matt Hahn - Famous for being the other (far less attractive) woman Tiger Woods cheated on perfect Elin Nordegren with, Rachel is now pregnant with Matt’s child. The two wed in Las Vegas last month.
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